Worst Way to Die

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The worst way to die
Ain’t from following your heart
And then fading out of the spotlight,
Only to expire from natural causes

It ain’t living to 97
Without an ailment to speak of
And a loving family
But then one day a meteor crushes you in your sleep

The worst way to die
Ain’t just settling for fine
Making compromises every single step of the way
And suddenly collapsing for no good reason

Yeah it ain’t sacrificing yourself
To save the planet from oblivion
And you get memorialized in a statue
With a little plaque that reads, “This man is a hero.”

Unless the way you saved humanity
Was by volunteering to climb
inside a giant blender built by a maniac
Who refused to reveal the password for
Some awful death machine
Until someone volunteered to get in

Yeah, the worst way to die
Is getting obliterated in a giant blender
The worst way to die
Is getting obliterated in a giant blender

I never watched all the Saw movies,
Is that one in there? It’s gotta be in there
If it’s not, I’m gonna go on shark tank
And tell em all about it, yeah I’ll tell em all about it

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from WATATAWA, released February 20, 2021

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