Little Prisoners

from Beyond the Everest Crater by Wisconsin Anger Team

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Little prisoners!
Stuff ‘em in the jar and fasten the cover
We’re gonna get our million dollar bonuses
One way or another

We went to the moon six times last year
But our net pay stayed the same
So now we’re holding scientific progress hostage
Until we get our moon pay

Yeah our base salaries are for 200k a year
And we’re supposed to get a million dollars
On top of that for every time we go to the moon

Rick’s team just got a new computer lab
And they didn’t even make it to space
So we’re withholding our discovery of the first signs of extraterrestrial life which at first look seems to hold the key to ending every source of human misery

Rick’s team gets a corner office
And all the good parking spots
They hardly ever make it to space
Last year I had so many good ideas and Rick didn’t have shit

I’m gonna ask his wife to marry me in front of everyone at the Christmas party

Oh God! The little prisoners slipped right out of the air holes!
And they set the ship on an irreversible collision course with the international space station
Before they blasted through a solid wall and booked it straight back to that new planet we stumbled upon by chance
Oh God, this is the end! Oh God!

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from Beyond the Everest Crater, released May 23, 2022

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