Guess I Gotta Try My Hand At Being A Surgeon

from Beyond the Everest Crater by Wisconsin Anger Team

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Well I guess
If no one else is
gonna step up
I can give it a shot
And try my hand
At being a surgeon
To save the only one of you numbskulls
I wouldn’t miss at all

Nobody could have known
that it would all get blown to smithereens, least of all me, man
Sit still for a second, I’m trying my best here

Not quite sure
what this is for
So I’ll heat it up
Over an open flame for a second here
Damn that’s sharp
and searing hot
Not sure how this is gonna help, but here we go

Nobody could have known
that it would all get blown to smithereens, least of all me, man
Sit still for a second, I’m trying my best here
It’s really stuck in there
And I know it ain’t fair and I’m just making it worse
I dropped the damn thing again, we just gotta call it

I already set the C4
I already lit the fuse
He ain’t waking up, boys
He ain’t gonna be no use

I already counted down
I already fled the scene
Now we just watch from back here
Until the peak just blows off clean

I already spent the money
Man, I just sat down to eat
I ain’t going back there!
I ain’t gonna lose my seat!

It’s not what he’d have wanted
He looks pretty much at peace
Just let him keep rattling off
About those visions of “Mouse Beach” (?)

Nobody could have known
that it would all get blown to smithereens, least of all me, man
Sit still for a second, I’m trying my best here

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from Beyond the Everest Crater, released May 23, 2022

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